Dear John,
Hi. How are you? I’m fine. It is very hot here, and there are iguanas everywhere. The animals will not take to befriendment. If you’ve ever met an iguana, you know what I mean!
Anyhoo.
You’re a coward, Meyers. You’re a toe-dippin’ son of a bitch. You fear the depths, my butt-chinned friend, and instead float atop the waters. It’s a low quality in a man. It’s the reason Steve Aoki doesn’t return your texts. He can smell a dilettante a mile away; everyone knows that about Aoki. You dabble. You’re a nibbler. Dude, you’re Cliff’s notes.
You think wearing Madonna Tee-Shirt makes your bones, Meyers? Not on my watch. Not even on your stupidly-expensive watch. You wanna impress us?
You go Full Bobby, or you got no balls, Meyers. Do it. You wanna. You know you wanna. You’re dying to do it, so do it. Release him. Release all of him. Go Full Bobby.
Only then, can you truly become New Bobby.
Sincerely,
ToTD, DDS
Do it you coward,
This is your chance to go from “Josh” to “John”
Chloe is on tour hanging out with a film camera, she certainly has access to the Weir family closets.
Snake shirt is somewhere in that house.
Certainly she flies home between Dallas and Boulder.
Talk to her, make it happen.
I thought he would have already. BUT..Nobody wanted to be Bobby, back in those cut off jean shorts days. Anybody cool wore black t shirts even when it was really hot, and wished in their mind they had Garcia’s humor and intellect.
Girls liked Bobby, dudes dug Jerry, you know this. He knows this. He will become a collage, sort of “Borry, or Jobby or Garweiria maybe.
That snake shirt is nowhere near full Bobby:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWscxdleZzI
That was like a Ronald Regan commercial.
Or something.
I need to take a shower.
Pine Tar soap might help.
This is, hands down, Bobby’s best shirt. I’ve been looking for one for a while and haven’t found anyone selling them…
Just throwing out some ideas here:
Mayer & The Bobby Blackknife
& the Rickenbacker 365
With the Cuban Heels, the St Tropez Tea Shades, the Dashiki
Or the Garcia Paisley Levi’s
Signed, a Engaged Enthusiast
The Pepto-Bismol pink guitar or GTFO, Josh.
Need some serial killer glasses too . . .
Does this count? https://www.instagram.com/p/BzTzqhZFbg6/
Him playing Wolf really put a hair across your ass, didn’t it.
I don’t like anyone playing that thing.
Wait! DDS? Are you telling me that there’s a single Jewish dentist who has a place in Florida and is good to his mom?