To Whom It May Concern, The first thing I want to do is apologize to the people I have [mistreated/hurt/rubbed my dick on]. I take full responsibility and am deeply sorry for any [pain/humiliation/dick stains] I have caused to my [employees/customers/friends and family/random big-titty women/that one fat chick at Sears]. I know saying “I’m sorry” … Continue reading A Fill-In-The-Blank Sexual Harassment Statement