CELL PHONE NOISE “Wha? Huh? Fuck. Fuck, it can’t be him. Yeah?” SHA NA NA INTRO MUSIC NOISE “Maggie Haberman? You’re on with The Mooch.” “Why?” “Acosta blocked my number.” “Why?” “I asked him why Puerto Ricans like stealing hubcaps so much.” “Answer me honestly: did you escape from a summer stock production of Guys … Continue reading A Good Night Call From The Mooch