“Attorney General Sessions, place your hand on the Bible.” “I’ll put my whole body on the Bible. Love that book.” “Repeat after me. I, Jefferson Beauregard Darkyhater Sessions. Wait. Darkyhater?” “It’s a family name. Let’s just get to my opening statement. I’d like to thank the honorable and distinguished gentlemen of the Senate for inviting … Continue reading A Partial Transcript Of Jeff Sessions’ Senate Testimony, 6/13/17