“Jenkins!” “Yes, Mr. President?” “You, uhhh, have something for me? I was told there was a matter of pressing importance related to cybersecurity. The cyber.” “Yes, sir. The cyber.” “That fucking guy.” “No argument from me, sir.” “What is it, Jenkins? Russians? Chinese? Hackers?” “The presidential Twitter account, sir.” “What now?” “Well, there’s going … Continue reading A Problem Not Anticipated By The Founding Fathers