CELL PHONE NOISE CELL PHONE NOISE “Hi, this is John Mayer. Are you calling about my laundry detergent?” “I don’t like to curse a lot, John, but what the fuck is wrong with you?” “Katy?” “NO! You shall not call me by that name! I am an Ancient Egyptian god who lives in a pyramid!” … Continue reading A Queen, The King, A Prince, And John Mayer