Muscle pain. Muscle strains. Muscle shoals. Waffle Dick. Inflammation of the hooty, blowfish. Tenderness on the block. I’m into feet now, sexually, like Quentin Tarantino; didn’t use to be, but now I am; no kink-shaming, but I’m calling it a symptom. Prosopagnosia, but only for black people’s faces, and so now I don’t feel good … Continue reading A Random List Of My Current Physical Maladies