The Instagram Hotties have gone to
The agency rented a house
Or maybe it was the energy drink company
Yeah, it’s an infinity pool
The ones in Bali are nicer.
Between you and me?
The desert sucks
How can one be expected to hydrate?
It’s not an option, hydration
Thank God for cryogenic blood facials
I have one scheduled for when we get back to Los Angeles
Give it up for The 1975
I’m gonna fuck a 1975.
Probably the drummer
Do they have a drummer,
Or are they one of those bands without a drummer?
I don’t wanna fuck the bass player, but I will if I have to.
Is this too much underboob?
(If there’s such a thing)
I’m showing underboob in honor of Nipsey Hussle
It’s how he would have wanted my boobs
He taught us so much
Is it a good thing or a bad thing that Kendall isn’t here?