“Jenkins!” “Yes, Emperor Palpatine?” “What the hell is going on?” “The Galactic House of Representatives has voted to repeal and replace healthcare.” “Oh, for fuck’s sake.” “Yes, sir.” “I’m supposed to be the Sith around here. They’re stealing my thunder.” “Yes, sir.” “All of it?” “Almost, Emperor. No bacta tanks for people with pre-existing conditions.” … Continue reading All Today’s News At Once