Hey, Phil. Whatcha doing? “What does it look I’m doing, cockbreath?” Posing with Alligator. “I’m amazed you got it on the first try. Tell me something honestly: How old were you when you were fully toilet-trained? 15, 16?” I was the normal age. “Horseshit. You were a pants-pooping little son of a bitch. I can … Continue reading Alligator, Noonday Lunch Rush