Cranksgiving Instead of turkey, crystal meth. Tranqsgiving Instead of crystal meth, haldol. Yanksgiving Just like regular Thanksgiving, but at halftime of the Lions game, everyone watches Uncle Todd play with himself. Ankhgsiving Every year, the gravy boat overflows and turns the entire table into a fertile valley Clanksgiving You are visited by the ghost of … Continue reading Alternate Dimension Thanksgivings