Hey, Pig. Whatcha doing? “Freezin’! Got t’ get back t’ California where the ol’ Pig c’n roast in the sunshine! You c’n put an apple in my mouth f’r all I care! Jus’ gimme some more fahrenheits, man.” Is this Europe? “Looks it.” What did you think of Europe? “Ain’t for me! Everything’s all wrong … Continue reading And Featuring Bobby’s Serial Killer Glasses