Oh, Christ. “Hey, brother. How’s it hangin’?” Don’t do shtick. “My name’s Hank “The Hawk” Knut–” DON’T DO SHTICK! … “Okay.” I’m sorry I yelled, but I can’t deal with people doing their characters at me. “I got it.” I’m not in your improv troupe, John Mayer. You come in this dojo, you come correct. … Continue reading Award Season