Hey, Pig. Whatcha doing? “Smoke, smoke, smokin’ my cigarette! Nothin’ better!” What about booze and black chicks? “Awright, some things are better. Heh heh.” Who’s that you’re standing with? It’s not Veronica Barnard. “Dunno her name, but the ol’ Pig’s gonna get her number! Kinda looks like Tootie from Facts of Life.” Please stop using … Continue reading Barbecue