Be On The Lookout For These Symptoms Of The Coronavirus

Rough cough. Sandwichification of the fingers. Dyspeptic sanguinity. A very specific and rare type of aphasia in which the only sentence you can say is “Forget it, Jake: it’s Funkytown.” Yo-yo balls. Hydrophobia. (But not to the point of rabies. Just mildly startled by water. Like, you’d walk by a lake and go Ah! Shit! but … Continue reading Be On The Lookout For These Symptoms Of The Coronavirus