Big Pig On Campus

Good God. “Whatchoo jawin’ about!?” You’re a mess. “The ol’ Pig’s like an unmade bed. Sloppy and invitin’!” You look like you’re 28 and just got thrown out of the Navy. “Always been a mature sort. My mama said my first words were, ‘Flop out that titty, woman! Pig’s got a thirst!’” That is both … Continue reading Big Pig On Campus