Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?
You’re good at that.
“Oh, yeah. And I got a lot of free time since Jimi Hendrix never calls. I don’t know if I’ve told you this in a while, but—”
He’s your best friend.
“–Jimi is my best friend.”
“Over to my right in the hat is Carl, the Living Carl.”
“Next to him is Non-Tattooed Pete. He’s got the fewest tattoos I’ve ever seen.”
“Somewhere around there. I didn’t check all of him.”
“You know Watusi.”
“And, uh, to my left is A Mash-Up Of Tom Waits And Bruce Springsteen.”
That’s a good name for that guy to have.