“Remember the dinosaur that kills Newman in Jurassic Park? He had the neck frill thing?” Yeah. “Spat the goo?” I remember. It’s a very good impression. Lemme ask you a question. “Is it about my clothes?” Oh, yeah. “Great. Shoot.” Are you the Douche Daddy or the Daddy Douche? “Pardon?” You are dressed like the quasi-popular … Continue reading Breathtaken