CELL PHONE NOISE CELL PHONE NOISE “What’s crackalacking? John Mayer’s yakking.” “Please hold for me.” “Katy?” “Hello, John. It’s me.” “Katy.” “I have become glorious, John.” “Stop stealing Wally’s lines.” “He’d let me. I think Wally has a crush on me. He says that parts of me remind him of his ex-wife.” “I wonder which … Continue reading Burning Up The Wires