Which wife was that? Massapequa? Monstermash? Whoever she was, if her leg wasn’t there, we would be able to see Garcia’s balls. Which brings me to the topic of the evening: let’s discuss Garcia’s bush. Now, some Dead scholars assert that– No, no. Not gonna happen. No. Nuh-uh. –his pubis was…how did you do that? … Continue reading Bush Doctrine