Hello, there. “Hello. I love. Hello.” You’re a very good-looking dog. “Did some modelling.” How’d that go? “Pooped on a camera.” Oh. “Offered to eat poop, but that made no one happy.” Probably not. “No pleasing people.” Lemme ask you a question. “Shoot.” Is there dog racism? “I bark at Asian ladies.” No, I mean … Continue reading Color-Blind