Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Cool Porsche Merch, Man

“MOMMY! Mommy!”

“What is it, Baby Jenkins?

“Steven Tyler’s coming to get me!”

“Oh, knock it off. You’re imagining things again.”

“I woke up with this photo under my pillow.”

“Huh.”

“Yeah, Steven Tyler’s gonna eat you. Sorry ’bout that. Bad beat, pal.”

14 Comments

  1. Anthony Pulsipher

    pretty much 100% sure Brad Whitford is my favorite member of Aerosmith by a mile. This photo lines right up with my druthers.

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    Pour schmêrchemon, peut-être?

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      Is there any way to say “Speak English” without sounding like Smokey and/or the Bandit? Even Google was stumped.

      • Luther Von Baconson

        A lot of edibles down the gullet, past month or three. Pardon my silly….my cilia…..mycelium. Dark Star 1969 FW in my ears currently too.

      • Luther Von Baconson

        Good to have ya back in town. A little excited too.

        • Thoughts On The Dead

          WHAT THE FUCKY FUCK DOES SCHMERCHEMON MEAN!?

          • Luther Von Baconson

            I made it up. If your Dog can watch the Parade mine can too, no?

  3. J.H.

    Porche merch? Whitford’s obviously wearing a “BORSCHT” shirt.

    • Luther Von Baconson

      Na zdrowie!

  4. MJK

    Von Baconson you’re a funny bastard

  5. JES

    Whenever I look at photos of Aerosmith and focus on Joey Kramer, my brain starts singing the “One of these things is not like the other” song from “Sesame Street.”

    Also: Perry’s chin in this photo . . . it gives him an honest, blue-collar, working stiff vibe that one does not usually associate with heroin chic rocky roll bands. Good job, Joe’s chin!!

    • Luther Von Baconson

      Track suit coat vs Corduroy (Road of Kings) Sport coat

  6. MJK

    Tyler could pass as Freddy’s younger, talentless brother who in the second half of his bands career recorded some of the worst “rock” music known to mankind. But I digress.

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