CELL PHONE NOISE “Y’know what? I’m gonna be optimistic. Maybe this is good news. Good news comes at three in the morning sometimes, right? Sure. Hello. Are you good news?” “Maggie! It’s Rexy. You’re having tea with the Tiller-man.” “Guess not.” “Listen to me. I’m gonna bitch-slap him.” “The president?” “Yeah. Don’t tell anyone because … Continue reading Dammit, Let Maggie Haberman Get Some Sleep