“Russian Jenkins!” “Da, sir?” “Ve cannot both speak vith comic accent. Make conversation very annoying.” “I gotcha, sir.” “How is election for Putin?” “Excellent, sir. The returns are coming in now.” “Is New York Times doing needle? Makes evening so tense and fun. Putin love needle.” “They’re not, sir.” “Vhat about Tvitter? Are there memes?” “Let’s … Continue reading Election Night In Moscow