A reader writes in… Dear TotD, Greetings and salutations. Actually, wait. Greetings or salutations. Pick one or the other. Don’t be such a greedy fuck all the time. Long story short: I have murdered my entire family. Spouse, children, a beagle named Trevor. All dead. It was not a premeditated act in the sense that I … Continue reading Even More Quarantine Advice