Private jet lag. No such concept as “plagiarism” in any of the other four languages she speaks. Campaign recently hired Jonah Lehrer as a speechwriter. It’s not like Michelle Obama invented the English language. (Karina Pierson, who is a grown-up Zika Baby, actually said this today. Swear to fucking God.) Y’know how you get a … Continue reading Excuses For The Plagiarism In Last Night’s Speech From Melania Trump, Who Is Acknowledged As One Of The Great Beauties