“SOMEONE DONE GAVE ME A YOUNG BOY.” Oh, not two days in a row. “AH HAVE ALREADY BEGUN TO RAISE HIM IN THE TRADITIONAL PRESLEY FASHION.” Which is? “AH PULLED HIM OUTTA SCHOOL AND BOUGHT HIM PROSTITUTES OF VARYING ETHNICITIES.” That’s not how you raise a kid. “HOW ELSE WILL HE KNOW HOW TO MAKE … Continue reading Fair-Leather Friends