Hey. Humbert Humbert. “I don’t get the reference.” Don’t worry about it. “Have you ever longed?” I don’t want to have this conversation with you. “Yearned?” Or that one. “Wanted to kidnap your two-decades-younger doppelganger and use sex magick to steal his dewiness?’ You don’t know any sex magick. “I can make my penis disappear.” … Continue reading From Boys To Mendes