Hi, Bobby.
“Certainly am.”
What are you doing?
“Breathing through my nose.”
I’ll bet. Looks fragrant in there.
“It’s like the monkey house at the zoo, but in a good way.”
Wait, I don’t see any Stealies at all in there. How do you have a growroom without a Stealie somewhere around?
“Lilian Monster’s slapping stickers on everything she sees as we speak.”
Oh, thank God. I was worried.
“And she’s yelling at the owner about keeping the plants in cages.”
She thinks they should be free-range?
“Something like that. I’m not listening, to be honest.”
Sure. They gonna hook you up with a little discount?
“Well, you know, not to pull rank or anything, but I’ve been getting a real good discount on pot since 1966.”
Lotta perks come with your job.
“It’s almost all perks.”
If you do get a chance to tour one of those, inhale, deeply.