Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Hammer, Toes

This is, without a doubt, the whitest thing I’ve ever seen.

“And, uh, I’m listening to John Prine.”

Wow. So, so, so white. Speaking of which, where’d your armpit hair go?

“Friction rubbed it off around age 60 or so.”

Huh.

“The human body ages in many wonderful and exciting ways.”

How many pairs of toe shoes do you have?

“I lost count at eight. They’ve got their own road case, let’s say that.”

Huh.

1 Comment

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    June 12, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    Pre-tour Nair-ing by Billy?

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