Hey, Oteil. Happy birthday, buddy!
“Thank you, sir. Having a good one.”
Is that your present?
The slim teen boy.
“He is not my present.”
You can do stuff on them and make them think they deserved it.
Little tip? Get yourself some pliers and pull those braces off first.
“Can we be done?”
What are you gonna name him? How about Toby?
Can I borrow your slim teen?
“Get away from the boy.”
But I’ll buy him beers!
“You’re a monster.”