Depends on where you are, Enthusiasts. Let’s break it down by location.* Guam – Nuclear holocaust. West Coast – Also nuclear holocaust, plus fires and mudslides and tech bros. Florida – Alligator, hurricane, neighbor. North Carolina/Texas – Eaten in a bathroom by a transgendered person. Appalachian Valley – Opiates, probably. Philippines – Someone called you … Continue reading How Will I Die Terribly Today?