“…so, Ernie’s got Weir’s nuts in one hand, and mine in the other–this was so he could properly fit the trousers, plus he would give you a big discount and free alterations–and I guess ol’ Ern’s hayfever was acting up, because he sneezed.” “Phil?” “And, you know: I guess it was just reflex, but the … Continue reading Hurt And Ernie