“Sam, buddy, I gotta tell ya: I did not enjoy my trip to Flavortown.” “What!? Flavortown is outrageous, bodacious, and downright sexual! The Red Rocker’s thinking about opening a Cabo Wabo Cantina there!” “Sure, but–” “Woo!” “–you know, everything was wrapped in bacon. I’m gonna get yelled at by my sister-in-law–” “Lilian Monster! Woo!” “–and … Continue reading I Can’t Drive (My Tesla) 55