When I first heard of the idea of sewing my asshole shut, I, like most people, thought it was a foolish idea. A week later, though, I happened to see a TEDx talk on the benefits of a sewn asshole. I was riveted. I supported the procedure in dozens of articles, radio, and teevee appearances, … Continue reading I Sewed Shut My Asshole…And Now I Sorely Regret It