“Thoughts on my Ass!” Hey, Billy. “Heard your dick fell off.” No. “That’s what I heard. That’s what everybody is saying.” My dick did not fall off. “That’s good. You need your dick, man. Your center of gravity’s all fucked up without it. You pitch forward all the time.” I didn’t know that. “But there’s … Continue reading I Told Them My Initials Were “BK”