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I’m Just Here For Yayo

Let’s keep it going with the cokeyshambles, Enthusiasts. The cream of the crop you’ve sent in so far is this astoundingly loopy performance from The Only Cool Eagle.

In a waste of talent that can only be called “Joe Walshian,” everybody’s pal Joe is backed up by Marcus Miller, Hiram Bullock, and Omar Hakim  on this 1988 episode of Night Music starring David Sanborn’s perm. Joe has lost the ability to speak, remember lyrics, find the one, and dress himself due to a limiting factor that all fuckups discover, eventually: YES, the cocaine and booze will balance one another out, BUT not if you snort an ounce and drink a bottle.

Next up!

And I’m not calling you fuckers Rock Nerds or anything, but two of you suggested Dr. Hook. That’s a tell.

Send in more filmed coke binges! I demand it!


  1. Dick Scratcher

    Its a hell of drug… but a shit show of a tune

  2. Dick Scratcher

    Ol crazy eyes crosby again

  3. J. Eric Smith

    Van Halen at the US Festival in ’83 . . . .

  4. Luther Von Baconson

    To the gills, I tell you

  5. Luther Von Baconson

    This Guy

  6. leapyear

    Coincidentally, Hiram could give a clinic on giving a clinic while yakked.

  7. timothy.anderson
    my jaw positively aches watching this…

  8. uncle-jimmy

    Macho Man Randy Savage promo with Mean Gene. And the beat goes on…

  9. Adam O

    Here is a doozy —

    • leapyear


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