“Who’s that sexy tall thing singin’ my song!?” What? “Next Time You See Me! That’s a song the Pig done penned!” You did not write that, Pig. “But I made it mine!” Sure. “Now they got some sweet l’il filly warblin’ my tune!” Um. “Although just between you and the Pig, I dunno bout that … Continue reading In Which Pigpen Is Confused By John Mayer’s Gender