“Hard Rock Hotel. Jenkins speaking.” Jenkins? “Yes?” You are a hard worker. “Gig economy, sir. How can I help you?” Weird question: I’m looking for the creepiest item in your collection. Something that any right-thinking human would be repulsed by, and that would completely go against the contributor’s expressed wishes. “Hmm. Wow. This is a … Continue reading It’s Not Like He Specifically Said Not To Do This Sort Of Thing