“Are you mah mother?” “No, Britney. I’m Hillary Clinton. I’m running for president.” … “Of?” “America.” “This one?” “As opposed to?” “South.” “They got you on a lot of meds, huh?” “Ah take several vitamin pills for mah constitution.” “Great. Listen, Brit: teleprompter is loaded, so just read the speech.” “When does the pyro go … Continue reading Just Another Night In Las Vegas