CELL PHONE NOISE “Oh, fuck me. It’s Thanksgiving. Why are they calling on…yeah, what?” “Hello, Maggie. It’s me, Al Franken.” “Asshole.” “I’ve been hearing that a lot lately. It’s warranted. As you know, I’ve long been a champion for women’s issues and–” “Oh, stuff it with that. Why can’t any of you keep your hands … Continue reading Maggie Haberman’s Phone Rings Late At Night Even On Holidays