Man’s Best Fiend

I cannot read your expression. “I’m smiling, Ass.” Are you? “Funny story: the pillows behind me are made from the skins of my previous dogs. This guy’s barely gonna make a cushion. But I love the little fucker.” What’s his name? “Myballs.” Huh? “His name is Myballs. That way, I can walk around all day … Continue reading Man’s Best Fiend