Oh, Andy Cohen from teevee’s Bravo. “Went shopping.” I see. You bought a life-size garden gnome. “Him? No, this is–” In a Chinese restaurant in Boulder, there’s a naked waiter. “Oh, yeah, his outfit. His name is–” Does he or does he not speak exclusively in riddles? “You don’t care.” I don’t. I know he’s … Continue reading Mayer Ex Machina