TotD has eyes, ears, and genitals everywhere, Enthusiasts. From the sticky couches of Hollywood to the sun-dappled lanais of Palm Beach to a malfunctioning ice machine in Milwaukee, I know all. This is, of course thanks to the Haight Street Irregulars, a shadowy group of pranksters whose nipples harden as they sent classified documents, hidden … Continue reading Michael Cohen’s Opening Statement, The First Draft