Each blade of grass individually gold-plated. Patch of quicksand that eats around a dozen kids each Easter Egg Hunt. One of those poisonous gympie trees from Australia without, like, a fence around it or anything. Morlocks. Bunch of worn-out couches from Mar-a-Lago that Basketball Head charged the government $8,000,000 apiece for. Combination Pizza Hut and … Continue reading New Features Of Melania’s Rose Garden