You playing for Metallica now?
“Oh, hey, Ass. I wear black on the outside because black is how I feel on the inside.”
What’s up, slugger?
“Net Brutality. They’re gonna take all the snuff films off the web?”
“Oh. Then I don’t give a shit.”
Shocked. How’s the tour going?
“Well, we didn’t get the tour of the Capitol we were promised.”
Yes, the Senator from Shakedown Street is a bit occupied these days.
“I’m not making his mistake.”
“No, running for office.”
“I don’t need anyone vetting me.”
You vetted yourself, Billy. The book.
“Heh. Yeah. I left shit out.”
“Like, 90%. Like an iceberg made of skank and cocaine.”
“I’m sticking to this gig. Besides, you heard about the RRSP?”
The Remaining Rock Stars Protocols? Of course.
“There you go. There’s a clause in it that voids your protections if you get some other job.”
Like if Paul Stanley hosted Extreme Home Makeover?
“Exactly. Not smart right now to draw too much mainstream attention. Everyone’s hunkering down in their fan bases.”
The sea is stormy, but you’ll weather through.
“I’ve been getting away with it for this long.”