Why do you have a chameleon? “Why don’t you?” Touché. What’s the chameleon’s name? “Albert Schweitzer.” Sure. Seriously, though: why do you have that thing? “Well, you know how bookstores have cats? Guitar shops have chameleons.” Not a thing. “And yet here I stand with Albert in my hand.” True. “You should see his tongue. … Continue reading Nothing But Lizards In The Music Business