Your hat is enormous. “It’s hat-sized.” Every hat is hat-sized. Everything is itself-sized. “No. Some things are bigger on the inside. Your basic Bag of Holding.” Garcia’s Briefcase of Infinite Felonies. “What?” Nothing. Does your neck tire? “From the hat?” And its enormity. “No.” Oh. “Move on from the hat.” It’s very big. “It must … Continue reading On A Lighter Note