Takes a couple seconds to realize what’s wrong with the picture, right?
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Opposite Day, as always, was a complete disaster.
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“Hey, uh, guys? We wearing our enormous glasses today?”
“Obviously, Weir.”
“Yeah, man. Biggest you can find.”
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If you don’t like 9/1/79, then you don’t like the Dead. And if you don’t like the Dead, why are you reading this bullshit? Who am I even addressing here? Ah, screw it: life is pointless.
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Which band had the most lefties in it? I can’t think of any with more than one southpaw player. (Not counting natural lefties who learned to play right-handed because left-handed guitars were tough to find and/or more expensive.)
Ringo&Paul?