“You married?” “Not, uh, married. Long-time boyfriend, though.” “Your hat doesn’t count.” “A human. I am dating a human male, Phil.” “Just dating, though?” “Why are you–” “I need another grandchild. You and Grahame are gonna make me one.” “Phil, I–” “Stand up. Lemme see your hips.” “Completely inappropriate.” “Young lady, I’m 80 years old … Continue reading Planning For The Future